Real Support for Real Life
Messy minds. Big feelings. Small windows of time. We’ve got you.
Let’s not pretend life isn’t messy.
Some days, you’re ready to face your deepest fears. Other days, you just want a five-minute pep talk in your car before going to Costco.
Twisted Willow Wellness isn’t here to fix you.
We’re here to walk with you—at your pace, in your language, and with zero fluff.
LEVEL ONE: “The Quick Hit”
Free Tier | For when you’ve got 30 seconds and half a nervous system left.
Subscribe to our Free Tier Substack to get a taste of what we do—no strings, no pressure.
This tier is perfect if you’re curious, cautious, or commitment-phobic (we get it).
You’ll get:
Short-form videos & audios (pep talks, perspective shifts, real talk)
A peek into the podcast
Enough to shake up your week—in a good way
All of our Root Awakenings articles are free (for a limited time)
Why it rocks:
You get a spark. A shift. A moment to pause and ask,
"Is there a better way for me to Human today?"
Stay as long as you like. Upgrade only if/when it feels right.
It’s free. It’s honest. It might change your week.
LEVEL TWO: “The Real Talk”
$7/month or $77/year – For folks who want to stop spiraling and start shifting
You want the behind-the-scenes realness. The messy middle. The full library of Twisted Willow truth without holding back.
You’ll get:
Everything you get with the free tier +
Full access to our audio/video library (continuously growing)
Exclusive PDFs + Root-based practices
“Ask Us Anything” live calls
10% off courses or 1:1 sessions
Zero fluff. Just grounded, gutsy guidance.
Why it rocks:
You're not here to just vibe higher—you’re here to stop repeating the same old patterns. This is where we get honest, build momentum, and start doing things differently.
What people are saying:
“I found Twisted Willow through their Substack and immediately felt like I stumbled into the group chat I didn’t know I needed.”
“It’s witty, insightful and just the right amount of irreverent.”
“Every post hits that sweet spot between making me laugh and making me think my entire life, in a good way.”
Real stories, real tools, real shifts.
LEVEL THREE: “Accepting the Mission”
$1200 (Sliding scale, payment plans, and scholarships available—because access matters.)
What would change if you gave your healing the same energy you give your inbox?
Small group. Big shifts. Real results.
This is the work most people avoid.
But you? You’re not most people.
What’s included:
8-week immersive course (2x/week sessions)
Full journey through the 7 Roots
Hands-on integration work so the change actually sticks
Intimate group container (12ish max)
Why it rocks:
This isn’t “just be more mindful” energy. It’s guided transformation—with structure, honesty, and space to actually feel your way through it.
What people are saying:
“The course didn’t coddle me, but it did meet me where I was. I came in thinking I needed a reset, but what I got was a full-blown reintroduction to myself.”
This is the one that sticks.
Want to go deeper with us 1:1?
Work with Lauren + Corinne directly. Individually or Together.
Lauren’s CEO Session helps you see the patterns ($555).
Corinne’s Reclaim Your Truth helps you rewrite it. ($777)
Together? You’ll get the clarity and the support to actually change it.
$1111 for both.
What people are saying:
“I’ve done therapy, men’s groups, even ayahuasca. Nothing clicked quite like this... I’ve been walking around with a weight I didn’t know I could put down.”
Want to ask more questions?
Let’s Chat. No pressure, just real talk and next steps.
Last Thing
No matter what level you start with, we’ll meet you there—with honesty, care, and a zero-BS promise.
Start with what feels right. Stay as long as you want.
We’re not going anywhere.
Still not sure? Send us your questions. We’ll keep it real.